Life As An American II

We whip an enemy in battle, then give them the shirt n off our backs. We will work hard on a farm so we can move into town where we can make more money so we can move back to the farm. We get upset we're spending over a billion dollars for education, but spend three billion dollars a year for cigarettes. In the office we talk about baseball, shopping or fishing, but when we are out at the game, the mall or on the lake, we talk about business. We're supposed to be the most civilized Christian nation on earth, but we still can't deliver payrolls without an armored car. We have more experts on marriage than any other country in the world and still have more divorces. We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world and more diets to keep us from eating it.